As I was backing out of a parking spot at the mall this afternoon a woman in a brand new Lexus started to back out, too. She obviously thought that because her car was way more expensive than mine she should be allowed to pull out first. Like hell! I kept backing up. Finally we reached a point where our cars were almost touching. We both just sat there, waiting for the other to concede. I know the dimensions of my car, so I started to back up a little more. She probably thought that I don't have insurance (I do.) so she pulled back into her spot. Winner of the parking lot rage contest... me! Damn skippy!
Now I have to go back to the mall to pick up my glasses. I needed anti-glare lenses because the reflections in the plastic were causing me to twitch. Causing me to twitch more than normal, I mean.
Replies: 6 comments
For some reason Elvis' song "Love Me" comes to mind as the soundtrack to that contest....
Posted by Isaac @ 04/06/2004 03:28 PM CST
Ha! Good for you! Damn hoity toities with their false sense of entitlement... way to send her back to her parking space!
-H
Posted by Hed @ 04/08/2004 01:26 AM CST
YOU KICK ASS! Man, I wish I had been in that car with you! hehehehe! BRING IT ON!
Me? Road rage?
BTW - my blog is back - go read!
Posted by Kristin @ 04/09/2004 04:35 PM CST
lil joke, whats the diffrence between lexsuses and porcupines.......
Porcupines have there pricks on the outside!
Posted by haywood @ 04/09/2004 10:04 PM CST
love the joke. and score for the beat up car driving team! i am myself a proud member of the team. rock!
Porcupines have there pricks on the outside!
Posted by tiff @ 04/11/2004 10:25 PM CST
Yes! That's the way to do it. Outlast the witch! and hey it wasn't road rage, it was simply a polite way to express that she was completely and utterly outclassed
Posted by ogre @ 04/20/2004 02:06 AM CST
