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07/15/2003 Entry: "wannabe porn stars"

For the last couple of days I've used Yahoo messenger to check out chat rooms. Both days I've had guys ask me if I wanted to see their webcams. And by webcams I mean longwangers, or in the two cases I personally witnessed, shortwangers. Yep -- two different, hirsute, overweight guys with tiny peepees, molesting themselves like their lives depended on it. They both asked me for feedback on what I had seen. I told them both they were amusing, and as soon as I stopped laughing I reported them to the Yahoo Police.

Good times... good times.

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Replies: 8 comments

ROFLMAO!!! Is there a yahoo group for "Overweight Men Waxing the Dolphin?"

One of my coffee shop customers was in a Yahoo personal ad. I just can't face him whenever he comes in the store. I run in the back and do the dishes, or I'll just laugh!

Posted by Kristin @ 07/15/2003 08:30 PM CST

I ventured into some Yahoo chat rooms many months ago, and the popular "Overweight Men Waxing the Dolphin" (hilariously accurate quip, btw) club seemed to be in full swing. Although I never saw any webcams, the news-I-never-needed arrived in text form. Thank jeezus.

Posted by Carey @ 07/15/2003 08:44 PM CST

LOL,
just popping in to say, the action you took was right and funny. What if these guys showed themselves to a minor? Ugh.

Humm since these guys were online, can it still be called "indecent exposure?"

Oh yeah the anti anime post was good too, I can't believe how many neo otaku (the anime fans i can't stand) replied to that and thought they were making a logical statement! And most thought this site was dedicated to it! What morons it was just a journal post. I like japanime, but dips like those just ruin the fandom for everyone.

Seeya Kitt

Posted by KittD @ 07/16/2003 01:18 PM CST

Why did you turn me in??? Oh, wait, I'm not fat and don't have a small peepee... nevermind!

I still want to steal a tanker truck full of gas.

Muhahahaha

Posted by Thugman @ 07/16/2003 09:18 PM CST

OMFG eeewww. who wants to see overweight guys whacking the doodle dandy? not me. *shudders with horror*

Posted by *beeker* @ 07/17/2003 02:13 PM CST

just visiting again..... I enjoyed this post of the "wanker boys". I mean, if your going to expose yourself at least be packing 7 or 8 inches worth of meat, huh? take care. holma. cheers

Posted by chris @ 07/19/2003 05:12 PM CST

As a long time yahoo chat drone, I get alot of yahoos *grin* who are beyond pathetic. Oh and I think I might now know why all those middle eastern guys who IM for cybersex blow stuff up. *evil grin*

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