Ok... WHY didn't anyone inform me that...
... he was on Ed?!? I've never watched Ed before, but I probably WOULD HAVE if I had KNOWN that HE was on the BEFRIGGING SHOW.
Seriously... what am I paying you people for?!?
Replies: 170 comments
Damn, he looks delicious in that picture. I had no idea he was on Ed either... though I don't watch tv besides Nick at Nite anyway. I wish they'd release a DVD of The State.
Posted by Lane @ 03/31/2003 11:12 PM CST
preach on, sista friend! The State on dvd!!! harumph! harumph!!
Posted by suzie @ 03/31/2003 11:18 PM CST
Wait, you're paying us? ;)
Posted by ::m:: @ 04/01/2003 12:44 PM CST
pay? where?
i must have been way outta the loop. he was on ED?
i need to stop working and just watch tv, maybe then i can keep up with you kids. lol...
Posted by tiff @ 04/02/2003 09:31 PM CST
if you havent checked out stella yet www.stellacomedy.com or www.statemedia.net look at the skits they do...amazing! they're on a tour right now doing live stuff...i'm seeing them sunday...if they come by..check them out...goodday.
Posted by theJames @ 04/04/2003 02:03 AM CST
Why weren't there guys like him in high school with me???
Posted by Kristin @ 04/04/2003 04:28 AM CST
Is Ed still on? My hubbie and I actually watched that show.
Posted by Carol @ 04/04/2003 11:59 AM CST
I had no idea there were fans of the guy that did the Pets.com sock puppet. Before Ed I'd never heard of him. Is he known for other shows?
Posted by Promo @ 04/15/2003 06:57 AM CST
yah know, i just got finished reading a column entitled Tv Gossip and it said that Michael Ian Black and his wife are getting a divorce..i dont kno if it is true but it seemed for real..just letting the MIB(Lol) fans know!
Posted by kellye @ 04/18/2003 10:16 AM CST
Um. Hi. I'm new to this site. I was doing a google search for Michael Ian Black and this popped up.
MICHAEL IAN BLACK FOREVER!!!!!
Posted by Dana @ 05/23/2003 04:20 PM CST
not funny, ladies. writing all of these super sassy comments about my michael, aka, 'THE dreamboat'. when he hears of your pure, angelic tenderness and undying affection, there is a good chance that he will divorce his wife and wed one of you. nonetheless, i regret to inform you that, in the end, it simply will not work out. michael is SUPPOSED to be with me. it is in the cards (MonaLisaReadYa@ScentedPsychics.com told me) oh well, for now, i'll just have to wait. but why, oh why, does fate work in such mysterious ways?
and forget not, all of you vultures--
mike n' beth 4 ever n' ever n'ever.
Posted by Beth Lehem (ho' bread) @ 05/24/2003 02:25 PM CST
I'm with Dana, just searching. Saw him on VH1's I love the 80s thingy. He's waaay cute. But I might be related to him, same last name 0.o
Posted by Rose @ 05/24/2003 08:08 PM CST
Forgot to ask, what's ED? and where can I find it? lol
Posted by Rose @ 05/24/2003 08:10 PM CST
OK, so for those of you who know nothing of Ed, hike your booties over to http://www.stuckeyville.com which is the like UBER fan site for Ed. Ed season 3 has finished, but is has been renewed for a fourth season starting this fall.
And fans of The State, check out http://www.statemedia.net for virtually all the State skits in downloadable form. The whisper is that MTV is working with the guys and gal from The State to put out the entire shebang on DVD, which will be released once they sort out all the boring shit, like licencing the music used.
Oh, and just so y'all know, Michael is actually destined to marry me...
Posted by The Future Mrs Phil Stubbs @ 06/03/2003 07:06 AM CST
Forgot to say, if you missed Ed entirely, then you missed some damned fine scenes in which, amongst other exploits, Mr Black attempts to seduce a woman by washing a window with his naked chest, and shucks down to his underpants for a spot of pole dancing. I'm sure it'll come out on VHS/DVD one day...
Posted by The Future Mrs Phil Stubbs @ 06/03/2003 07:20 AM CST
if you like m.i.b., watch vh1's i love the 80s. it is an awesome series that features the beauty known as michael ian black. we're obsessed. do you know when ed's on?
Posted by laura and alyssa @ 06/11/2003 09:03 PM CST
this guy is the funniest ive ever heard of!! everyone should check out everything hes in if you havent already. Plus, hes really hotttt!
Posted by kelly mae @ 06/15/2003 11:17 AM CST
this guy is the funniest ive ever heard of!! everyone should check out everything hes in if you havent already. Plus, hes really hotttt!
Posted by kelly mae @ 06/15/2003 11:17 AM CST
Ed isn't back on til the autumn, and supposedly no reruns of season 3 over the summer. Go see him in Stella http://www.stellacomedy.com
Posted by Glitzy @ 06/27/2003 09:43 AM CST
Not to be rude to any of you people....but I'd doubt any of you would have a chance with a guy like him..... maybe if your his age, but FIRST you'd have to meet him....It'd be easier for someone to get to HAL SPARKS, depending on how you look O.o
Posted by Tessa @ 07/02/2003 11:13 AM CST
Hey, we know. He's married and all that, but can't shoot us for hoping...
Posted by Glitzy @ 07/04/2003 10:09 AM CST
Yep. Well I can't help but lououuve Ian Black on VH1's 80's revival show. He has such wit and nobody looks better in a derby hat, except maybe Alex from Clockwork.
Posted by Melly @ 07/04/2003 12:02 PM CST
I love the 80's!
that's what I said when I saw this cutie!, not to mention I was born in '89.
Posted by Mellodee @ 07/16/2003 12:24 PM CST
Micheal is yummy, hes one of the reasons i watch I Love The 80's
Posted by Angel @ 07/19/2003 05:00 PM CST
He's gonna be on the new "I love the 70s" on VH1 starting 18th August...or so I'm told anyhow...
Posted by Glitzy @ 07/27/2003 05:07 AM CST
has anyone besides me seen his stella sketch "raking leaves"? it's hella funny. and everyone shut up about what some psycho crackpot told you about your being destined to michael, nobody cares! he's married, and even refuses to make out with a girl on ed because of his wife. so yes, he is one extremely handsome comic genius, but don't even suppose that you even have a chance with this guy.
Posted by jeannie @ 08/01/2003 01:51 PM CST
I don't know where you got that bit from about Ed. He was on the Murray In The Moring show after the season 3 premier and said, and I quote: I keep waiting for them to write me in a girlfriend, Here's the thing for me, in real life I'm married, but my character's not married. So if my character has to make out with some hot chick on TV, I'm not cheating. And if you don't believe me, you can hear it for yourself at :http://www.murrayinthemorning.com/archives/200209archives.html
Posted by Glitzy @ 08/03/2003 07:03 AM CST
exactly; he was talking about his character on ed--phil stubbs on Ed doesn't have a girlfriend, but he would not make out with a hot girl because of his wife.
Posted by jeannie @ 08/07/2003 04:44 PM CST
So he'd make out with a not so hot one then? Its only acting, its a job, he made out with Bradley Cooper in Wet Hot American Summer, or doesn't that count as it was a guy?
Don't get me wrong, its an admirable sentiment if its true, just wondering where you heard/read him saying that, is all....
Posted by Glitzy @ 08/08/2003 05:17 AM CST
Wow, I know the guy is hot, but i think he is damn funny. Thats why i like him so.
Posted by jodie @ 08/13/2003 09:20 PM CST
Yeah, hot AND funny, a dream come true...
Posted by Glitzy @ 08/14/2003 05:07 AM CST
He is the reason I am ADDICTED to I love the 70s.
Posted by Ann @ 08/23/2003 12:48 PM CST
Michael Ian Black. Cool.... Need I say more.... No.
Okay. Thank you for your time.... ;-)
Posted by july @ 08/23/2003 02:54 PM CST
I am on a micheal ian black and hal sparks craze here i swear. Hal looks insanly different in the 70s one then in the 80s one. I mean ang. Hot in both still of course both very funny seemingly sweet guys
Posted by allie @ 08/23/2003 04:29 PM CST
Oh my god, he is so hot. I also liked Hal Sparks but, Michael is just so much funnier. He is the reason I watch VH1 at all.
Posted by catina @ 08/23/2003 08:56 PM CST
Michael Ian Black = Comedy Genious. Why are have all those boring, sugary sweet comedians like Jay Leno made it big and our Mike hasn't?! Also, if you all enjoy Michale Ian Black, you must check out Jeff Richards from SNL. Saw him at L.A.'s Comedy Store on Sunset the other weekend and he rocked it. He is a lovable, pudgy geek. Isn't it strange how attractive a great sense of humor can be? NOTE TO MICHAEL IAN BLACK AND JEFF RICHARDS: If things with your significant others don't work out, give me a shout out. Smooches to all, C
Posted by Caron @ 08/23/2003 10:24 PM CST
Michael Ian Black = Comedy Genious. Why are have all those boring, sugary sweet comedians like Jay Leno made it big and our Mike hasn't?! Also, if you all enjoy Michale Ian Black, you must check out Jeff Richards from SNL. Saw him at L.A.'s Comedy Store on Sunset the other weekend and he rocked it. He is a lovable, pudgy geek. Isn't it strange how attractive a great sense of humor can be? NOTE TO MICHAEL IAN BLACK AND JEFF RICHARDS: If things with your significant others don't work out, give me a shout out. Smooches to all, C
Posted by Caron @ 08/23/2003 10:28 PM CST
IM IN LOVE WITH MICHAEL!! i vaugley remember pet.com commercials, and i admit that VH1's I Love the 80's is the first time i got to really admire his genius....but oh my god! he is truely the funniest person ever. to tell yall the turth, i had no idea that there would bve a fan page dedicated to him, but more power to ya.....***and ps. Mr. Black is allll mine so back up trick***
Posted by sammy @ 08/24/2003 11:35 AM CST
and p.p.s......not only is he married (not seperated) to a georgeous woman, they had a son in 2001.....sorry girls:(
Posted by sammy @ 08/24/2003 11:38 AM CST
Michael Ian Black is so friggin SEXY!!! And of course, really funny. He's the only reason why I watch I Love the 70's and 80's!
Posted by Alex @ 08/25/2003 09:00 PM CST
Michael Ian Black is a LOSER!!! I watched all episodes of "I love the 70s" and I wonder if after he saw himself on it he didn't feel sooo embarrassed for his appearance. It's so easy to make fun of everything. Not a problem to show anything as a grotesque, especially if it's 30 years old. The hard part is to find something intelligent to say and make it funny. He truly sounded like the insecure kid at school that had annoying remarks all the time and thought he was funny! L O S E R!
Posted by Udi @ 08/25/2003 09:14 PM CST
Hmm, jealousy is a very unnattractive emotion. Still, it takes intelligence to find sarcasm funny...
Posted by Glitzy @ 08/26/2003 04:55 AM CST
I love the 70's and I love the 80's. But I lot that sexy piece of man Michael Ian Black more than both decades put together. I think Udi is upset because Michael’s jokes went right over his head and landed on someone with bit more intelligence.
Posted by Trixie @ 08/28/2003 01:33 PM CST
Hehe! Good call there Trixie. If being on prime time shows, having a successful stand-up career and finding time for a wife and kids makes Michael a loser, then somebody find me a loser right now!
Posted by Glitzy @ 08/28/2003 01:54 PM CST
I think Micheal has got to be the most cynical,sarcasitic comedian I have ever seen,that's probably why I love him so much. He is great on both I love the 70's & 80's. Hell, that's the only reason why I watch them,just to see him and Hal Sparks...He's great too.does anyone know if Hal Sparks is gay,cause I know he's on Queer as Folk, but I don't know if he is or not. He is cute,which off the bat means that he's gay, and he has a great sense of humor.
Posted by Nikki @ 09/01/2003 03:59 PM CST
Its so sad that someone like Micheal Ian Black has to criticize everything in order to be on T.V. Hey, I can be an asshole on T.V. Gee, that takes a lot of talent. Mike, get a life. You only wish you were famous in a movie or TV show. Hey, here's an idea, the celebrities should scrutinized Mike instead.
Posted by Dan Lovins @ 09/02/2003 11:37 AM CST
What the hell? He is on TV in Ed (when it returns on september 24th), and VH1 asked him to appear because he got good feedback from the 80's series. Define fame, cos Mike is pretty famous to most of his fans, he's in a primetime TV show, was in a cult hit movie, what more does he have to do?
Posted by Glitzy @ 09/03/2003 05:25 AM CST
I LAUGHED SO HARD I FELL OFF MY CHAIR WHEN MIB SAID JAN BRADY WAS BIPOLAR! HE IS HILARIOUS!!
Posted by mommy2paige @ 09/05/2003 12:18 PM CST
if y'all love mib, join the mib club! email mibclub2003@yahoo.com! show your love! cuz i sure love him
Posted by Sara @ 09/06/2003 03:59 PM CST
HAL SPARKS IS NOT GAY! i looked it up, and there was a quote from him and it said "my character and i are very different, for one thing he's gay and i'm straight" so there ya go!
Posted by Sara @ 09/06/2003 04:02 PM CST
wow yeah i totally agree with you guys! MIB is sooooo cute and freakin hilarious! i remember when he was on ed and i didnt know who he was but i thought he was soooooooo great! then time passed and now he is on i love the 70's and 80's and its love all over, he reminds me of my ex boyfriend....ahhh good times, but yeah you guys keep the love flowin! i thought i was one of the only ones! :)
Posted by jennifer @ 09/10/2003 11:00 PM CST
Aww! I love Micheal and Hal! My sister, mom and I all think they're both adorable and hilarous.I especially love the 'Big Wheels' one where Micheal did the 'Ice-crrrreeeaammm' thing x). I just love them both! I seriously though I was the only one that watches I Love the 80s' and 70s'!
Posted by Chelsea @ 09/21/2003 10:20 AM CST
omg he's married??, i just looked at i love the 80's n 70's n fell in love with him. in one of the 70's show he just cracks himself up n laughs, he has the sexiest smile. i want him
Posted by newbie @ 09/26/2003 08:56 PM CST
i watched i love the 70's because.. i liked i love the 80's.. and i, being a completely dumbstricken sixteen year old, thought: "golly who is that witty fellow?" and i would watch the show just pathetically hoping to see the few parts when he smiled (yes, great smile.) and yes i just did a yahoo search on him and before now had no idea that there were this many fools like me who saw him on i love the 70's and went bonkers... hahahaha wow. but yes he's quite a special person.. and anyone who doesnt think he's terribly witty and quite good-looking has no concept of sarcasm and has no ears.. or eyes. heh.
Posted by slinkydownstairs @ 10/12/2003 07:54 PM CST
I wonder if he knows that there are literally dozens(!) of lovestruck young ladies out here all pining over his wit and gorgeousness...To be that handsome AND that funny, he's perfect!
Posted by Plum @ 10/15/2003 10:52 AM CST
Ed...I love the 80s...screw it. In my mind, he is, and always will be...
JOHNNY BLUEJEANS!!!
Posted by Joe @ 10/16/2003 06:18 AM CST
(OK, if the pic doesn't show up, just click on the URL, to see what Joe is talking about)
Posted by Mrs Laupin @ 10/16/2003 07:17 AM CST
Hell, it worked! THAT is MIB as Johnny Bluejeans from Viva variety, Lord love 'im. There is very little you can say to that...
Posted by Mrs Laupin @ 10/16/2003 07:19 AM CST
Buy Michael's "STELLA" DVD (and other MIB stuff) online exclusively at www.teenangst.com
Posted by teenangst @ 10/16/2003 09:40 AM CST
Michael Ian Black makes me laugh out loud, something very few people can do. Michael Ian Black = very cute & very witty = very sexy
Posted by Alex @ 10/21/2003 08:33 PM CST
After watching I Love the 80s, I Love the 70s, and I Love the 80s Strike Back and became more and more in love with Michael Ian Black. After watching a re-run of I Love the 80s Stricks Back (1980), I decided that's it, I must have picture of him. So I got out of my dorm and went straight to the librairy. When I did a yahoo search it lead me here. I find irresistablly beautiful and outrageouslly funny. He has me rolling on the floor laughing on all of the I Love... shows on VH1. Which is always a good quality. And if he is getting a divorce, that's even better and can't wait until he really a bachelor again.
Posted by Cara @ 10/22/2003 04:31 PM CST
He is the sexiest man on the planet. I can't until he's single!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Meka @ 10/22/2003 04:36 PM CST
Does anyone know what MIB's son's name is? I know his wife's name if Martha .... just curious!
Posted by SarahJane @ 10/22/2003 04:39 PM CST
okay, I absolutely adore Michael Ian Black. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who gets his humor because the people around me are like, "What?" while I'm laughing my ass off kicking and screaming. I swear I totally "get" him. Michael's humor, wit, intelligence, and sarcasm kill me. These qualities are my biggest turn-ons and I thrive on them personally. I think that's why I love John Mayer so much. It's obvious he has musical talent, but there's more to him than bad ass guitar player. Anyway! Does anyone remember Michael on Spy TV in its pre-Punk'd heyday? I sure miss it. I had no idea that he was behind the puppet in the Pets.com ads. Now I know why I liked those commercials so much. I'm totally feeling Mo Rocca's humor too. Don't get me started on Hal Sparks. That man has rocked since his early days on Talk Soup. He is a complete ass and I love him for that. Being a child and teen of the 80's, I can't get enough of my favorite era! I've even written poetry about it. Later taters!
Posted by Keisha @ 10/23/2003 12:59 AM CST
Michael is sooo hott. i knew hewas on Ed, but was never interested in the show. But now since i've found a new interest in him, i'll probably watch it. ta ta.
Posted by carizma @ 10/23/2003 10:16 AM CST
hmmm, all those who believe they are going to marry michael ian black, really need a good kick in the ass. first of all he's married. second of all, he's probably way to old for you, and third you've never even met the man.
that aside, yes he is hilarious. fine he's attractive but i really refuse to form some 13 year old crush on some tv persona. i only hope its the pre teens forming obsessions than some married 30 yr old woman... if so that would be really sad.
oh, his son's name is elijah.
Posted by athena @ 10/24/2003 05:27 AM CST
by the way, that show ed is fucking lame.
Posted by athena @ 10/24/2003 05:29 AM CST
by the way that show ed is fucking lame...
Posted by athena @ 10/24/2003 05:33 AM CST
So what if I have a crush? Aren't people over 30 or who are married allowed to have a crush? Jeez, who died and made you God.
He's lovely, and I shall have as much of a crush as I want to, thanks all the same...
Posted by married 30 year old woman @ 10/24/2003 07:17 AM CST
Damn. he's so gorgeous.
Posted by katy @ 10/24/2003 02:18 PM CST
micheal ian black rocks!! enuff said
Posted by kaki @ 10/28/2003 02:19 PM CST
michael ian black is a beautiful human being. yay for michael.
Posted by bertha burgloin @ 10/28/2003 07:12 PM CST
soooo hot! so here's my weird story. up till last week i really didn't know anything about mib. then i fell asleep watching i love the 80's and had this really intense (not in a dirty way) dream about him and haven't been able to think about anything else. the more i see and read the more obsessed i get. what a smile he has.....
Posted by sarx @ 11/06/2003 11:01 AM CST
Can a SINGLE, attractive, slightly nutty 32 year old woman have a crush on him? We are the same age and I have to say, he is right
up my alley. The unfortunate thing is his name is the same as my ex's- took me a while to get past that, but those eyes and that smile wore me down! His wife is one helluva lucky woman...
Posted by Brooke @ 11/17/2003 08:19 PM CST
Can a SINGLE, attractive, slightly nutty 32 year old woman have a crush on him? We are the same age and I have to say, he is right
up my alley. The unfortunate thing is his name is the same as my ex's- took me a while to get past that, but those eyes and that smile wore me down! His wife is one helluva lucky woman...
Posted by Brooke @ 11/17/2003 08:20 PM CST
It's so sad that he looks like my ex who turned out gay after three years. Oh, how hot mib is....
Posted by Eve @ 11/30/2003 06:05 PM CST
OMG! Michael Ian Black is the ONLY reason i watch VH1. he soo funny and soo cute!! i love him..all my other friends dont like him but hes awesome
Posted by allie @ 12/02/2003 03:28 PM CST
Michael Ian Black was also on episode 17 of Crank Yankers on Comedy Central, an episode of Reno 911 on Comedy Central (he plays a sex offender), on all of the I Love the 80's on VH1, and made comments on things on VH1 for Big in 2003. Also, he has a wife named Martha, lives in New York, and has two kids.
Posted by Megan @ 12/03/2003 01:18 PM CST
Does MIB have a son and a daughter or two sons? Does anyone know?
Posted by Kat @ 12/03/2003 01:22 PM CST
Hey, Michael Ian Black has a son and a daughter Kat. But soon, he's gettin engaged and married to me because we have the same comedic sense. Sorry y'all!
Posted by Toya @ 12/04/2003 08:41 AM CST
Ok serious MIB fans - check out 3 of his letters (one responds to the people on the VH1 message board who DONT like him) - all are very funny: www.mcsweeneys.net/links/black/ - Also - you can order the states skits and stickers on ebay on dvd. The stella shorts (videos with Black, Wain, and Showalter) are DEFINITEY worth the 40.00 from www.stellacomedy.com. :-)
Posted by ReneeClaire @ 12/13/2003 01:14 PM CST
Oh - one more thing - you can see MIB on Celebrity Poker Showdown Dec 16th and also on comedy central this week (and I believe next) hosting "Reel Comedy-Stuck on you".
Posted by ReneeClaire @ 12/13/2003 01:16 PM CST
i have to agree with everybody, mib is hot and funny. he's the only reason to watch tv. also, if ya love him, join the mibfc! i started it, its little, BUT IT RULES. i love mib, he is great. if only he wasn't married. oh yeah, the johnny bluejeans pic HILARIOUS!
Posted by the one and only future mrs. black @ 12/15/2003 07:59 PM CST
Does anyone know what MIB's wife looks like? I'm just curious. I'm a Hal Sparks lover myself, but I have much love for a fellow sarcastic wise-cracker anyday. MIB, Hal Sparks and Mo Rocca are the greatest things about VH1. Thanks for the site ReneeClaire, I checked out the mcsweeneys one..omg those articles had me LMAO!
Posted by Dena @ 12/17/2003 02:27 PM CST
Glad you liked the sites Dena! Yeah, that Hals a cutiepatootie too!!! MIB's wife is quite lovely - you can see her in their Stella sketch "Christmas carolling" - shes the blonde with the short hair (the one Mike S and Mike B throw water on). And "the one and only future mrs black" - whats the name of your fan club? Im a fan Im a fan! lol
Posted by ReneeClaire @ 12/17/2003 10:11 PM CST
Hey ReneeClaire - When you say "their Stella sketch" do you mean The State? I'm fairly new to MIB info so I'm sorry if that is a dumb question! lol How can I see that sketch? Thanks for the info! :o)
Posted by Dena @ 12/23/2003 02:00 PM CST
Hey Dena,
go to http://www.stellacomedy.com
click on videos, and there are a whole bunch of Stella shorts, including "Christmas Carolling". I must say all of them are wickedly funny!
Posted by Bella @ 12/23/2003 09:11 PM CST
aw i wanted the stella shorts dvd for christmas so badly.. and i didnt get it so i checked out the site today and they're "temporarily sold out"... (frown)... very disappointing.
Posted by slinkydownstairs @ 12/26/2003 07:50 PM CST
i think micheal is funny on the i love the 70' n 80's. he also funny on the ed show. idont know why ever one started likeing him on the (i love the 80) just because he's cute dosent mean any thing there more then that like his acting.
"BUt he sure is cute!"
Posted by april @ 12/28/2003 04:05 PM CST
Dena- I think Bella covered it. Also - you can check out state downloads (MIB is in those as well - try Barry and Levon, 240lbs of pudding, the state shares, - there are literally tons!) at www.statemedia.net
Slinky, I got the DVD and its hysterical. I especially enjoy the documentary part where the 3 dudes talk through each sketch describing this and that and generally sounding annoyed with each other at times! lol. They're probably sold out for now due to their recent concert at the Fez. Try back soon - its worth the 40.00!
Happy holidays all! :-)
Posted by ReneeClaire @ 12/29/2003 04:07 PM CST
Hellloooo?? Anyone out there?????
Posted by ReneeClaire @ 01/15/2004 09:04 PM CST
micheal ian black is an asshole
Posted by john q. public @ 01/20/2004 02:42 PM CST
His daughter's name is Ruth, not Kat.
Posted by Bella @ 02/01/2004 02:41 PM CST
who's michael ian black?
Posted by slinkydownstairs @ 02/05/2004 03:14 PM CST
who's michael ian black?
Posted by slinkydownstairs @ 02/05/2004 03:14 PM CST
Count me in: I am cracking myself up looking at the competition! I haven't been this celebrity crush crazed since I was convinced I was going to marry Michael Jackson when I grew up (that was in 1984). What is it about him that all the girls want to marry, and all the rest of the boring, barely passable men in this world lack?? He's not traditionally "hollywood" gorgeous at all, but I would do anything to have even a moment with him. He's phenomenally attractive. What is it? I don't think men understand that what really turns a woman on is straight-up, intelligent dead-pan dirty sarcasmic humor. Orgasmic. I can't get enough! I can't believe I've found myself here, and there's so many more like me! What a trip. Oh well, guess I'll have to settle for one of the less hilarious members of the male species. Unless I can somehow hook up with Hal Sparks - he went to school with my ex boyfriend.
Posted by another MIB lover @ 02/20/2004 12:26 AM CST
the only people on this forum with negative criticisms appear to be men: I admonish them to take an interest in watching and learning from MIB if they ever want to get some serious p*ssy!
Posted by by the way... @ 02/20/2004 12:29 AM CST
god michael ian black is the most hilarious guy alive.. i was a fan way back when The State was on MTV, and I got the VHS tape to prove it! Hes cute, absolutely hilarious, and magnetically entertaining. The guy is a genius and screw you if you think otherwise.
Posted by JessicaSuzanne @ 02/23/2004 11:23 PM CST
WhoaH! He is so hott. But u know what? HE is hilarious on " I Love The 80's" on VH1...He is A cutie man. Hardly known, but a cutie!!
Posted by JoAnNa @ 02/26/2004 12:26 AM CST
So...I was watching the "I love the 80's" 1982 show...I think it was 82'? Anyway there's a part where they are talking about the 'Flash Gordon' movie and Michael says his commentary on the movie, then adds on at the end, "Oh yeah, and I can f*ck like a machine." I then had an orgasm just thinking about putting his "machine" to work....Maybe a little too much information, but I felt the need to share that information with other females that could relate.
Posted by Jennifer Jones @ 02/28/2004 12:58 AM CST
i think mib is hilarious in a very obvious way i mean if u seen the things he has done u just have to sit down and watch him!hes that good!
and vey HOT~!~
Posted by melissa @ 03/24/2004 02:17 PM CST
o' and i love HAL SPARKS hes a fuNny and a hottie! love u
Posted by melissa @ 03/24/2004 02:19 PM CST
haha i was just thinking of when he was talking about the touchdown dance on "i love the 70's" (i believe).. "(my touchdown dance) would be a little to the left, a little tothe left, rondulet, rondulet, push the clouds, push the clouds, then jazz hands-yeah!"...hahahaha. so great. *tear* oh and i went to the mcsweeneys site, i was crying, it was so great. i couldnt stop laughing. if you know anywhere else i can read stuff he wrote like that...pass it my way please!! thanks!
Posted by jen @ 03/28/2004 05:12 PM CST
MY FRIEND HEATHER IS SO IN LOVE WITH THIS GUY HAD TO FIND OUT WHO HE IS SO...... WHO IS HE?
Posted by MELISSA @ 04/13/2004 05:35 PM CST
MY FRIEND HEATHER IS SO IN LOVE WITH THIS GUY HAD TO FIND OUT WHO HE IS SO...... WHO IS HE?
Posted by MELISSA @ 04/13/2004 05:36 PM CST
i kno mib has 2 kids, elijah and ruth (they've both been in stella skits) but does he have a second daughter named kat? i'm a devout mib fan...going to c him in nyc later this month :)
Posted by angie @ 04/17/2004 09:12 PM CST
Hey Angie, he only has one daughter (Ruth).
Posted by Bella @ 04/18/2004 01:39 AM CST
hey jen jones, i got your entries, thanks for visiting my site, doesnt it rock? well anywho, the tall dark handsome man in the pictures is either one of 2 people, john mayer, or my ex. both equally great, both equally not available for my pleasure. still great friends though, maybe in the future, we can have babies and live happily ever after. only cause im a hottie, but you can use my butterfy if you want, i dont mind! im glad you want to. well if i see any more MIB stuff, or info, i'll pass it along. ta ta. write back, get an email homes! buh bye now.
Posted by jen j. @ 04/21/2004 02:28 PM CST
hey jen jones, i got your entries, thanks for visiting my site, doesnt it rock? well anywho, the tall dark handsome man in the pictures is either one of 2 people, john mayer, or my ex. both equally great, both equally not available for my pleasure. still great friends though, maybe in the future, we can have babies and live happily ever after. only cause im a hottie, but you can use my butterfy if you want, i dont mind! im glad you want to. well if i see any more MIB stuff, or info, i'll pass it along. ta ta. write back, get an email homes! buh bye now.
Posted by jen j. @ 04/21/2004 02:29 PM CST
Hey!I wish Michael Ian Black wasn't married and I was legal because I would gladly marry that man!Can't wait til I love the 90's!!!:)Byee
Posted by Amanda @ 06/24/2004 02:15 PM CST
shit he's married?, lucky lady, but we can still look! haha! he's halarious!
Posted by jen @ 06/29/2004 01:55 AM CST
Micheal Ian Black is a comedy genius. He isnt so good looking, but the way he talks and jokes can get any girl to fall in love..ahhhhh.... Dam it, y is he married? its ok, by beauty shall lure him from his marriage and wel'll run away to Figi together forever. Hey Micheal if you see this comment and you are intrested, call me.
Posted by chani @ 07/05/2004 03:17 PM CST
DUDE HE'S SO FUNNY!! i would marry him IN A SECOND! whoo i love his satirical humor...who wouldn't? ;) How does he keep those straight faces? I just recently watched him on Celebrity Poker. I am so jealous he has a signed David Copperfield picture...who would i rather have teach me poker than Michael Ian Black? ;)
Posted by Leigh Ann @ 07/06/2004 12:49 AM CST
SWOOOOOOOOOOON.
Posted by Leigh Ann @ 07/06/2004 12:51 AM CST
yes, who can resist his david coperfield good looks?! and he makes his jokes and hes totally serious. And the way on the commercial for i love the 90s, he tilts his head on the side and smiles. swooooooooon
Posted by chani @ 07/06/2004 09:32 AM CST
Hey MIB lovers. At first i thought it stood for Men In Black, which is just as fulfilling, if you ask me. HAHA well, if you watched the celebrity poker which was SO WORTH IT because he goes around showing his "phsyique", he's interviewed and says something like this: "my goal is to vanquish foes. yes, to vanquish FOES. and this is a horrible existence i lead, because, well, i hate myself" and he shrugs innocently. i was DYING too funny. oh michael, i don't hate you :)
Posted by Leigh Ann @ 07/06/2004 07:35 PM CST
oh jesus ! when i first saw the Peac Pit commercial for I Love the 90s, i cried a little ! i love michael ian black, hal sparks, and mo rocca. i saw he I lvoe the 80s nd 70s marathon last weekend ngot a ton of awsome quotes down ! “But I didn’t have the rich daddy’s fancy car to crash. I had the lesbian mom with the Honda.” so great !! and hal sparks -“Well groomed mustache that man had … with the little snippety doodle.” how can yu not love this sh*t? i need some one to list all the dvds or vhs's's out with m.i.b. i got some cash to spare !! thanx
xo
Posted by Sharon @ 07/07/2004 06:57 PM CST
hello ?! anyone out there ?anyway, i saw spidey 2 yesterday ! hal is so cute i it, with the dog .. loved it
Posted by sharon @ 07/10/2004 06:17 AM CST
Awww on the promos for I Love The 90's he looked soooo cute when he shrugged at the end!! you don't understand,everytime he talks on I Love The 90s or 80s or whatever I squeel and go crazy..does anyone know where he lives?Lol i wanna stalk him..has anyone seen his wife?Im seriously in LOVE with him!!!hes sooooooooo adorable and funny
Posted by Martha. @ 07/15/2004 02:29 PM CST
Omg I just read that his wifes name is Martha..MY name is Martha!! haha idk if thats good or bad?
Posted by Martha @ 07/15/2004 02:31 PM CST
I was watching I love the 90s and was inspired after laughing repeatedly to look up michael ian black on the internet. its so great that a guy like him who uses such perfectly timed, sarcastic wit and is made quite attractive by it has such a female fan following. He just seems like an extremely cool guy, and I found myself saying to myself as I watched him, rather to my own surprise, "I want to date this guy!" Impossible, but hes the type I wish there were more of to which I had convenient access. Meanwhile, i will watch vh1, laugh, wish i were older and that he wasnt married with kids!
Posted by Emma @ 07/15/2004 09:29 PM CST
I'm with Martha on the promos for, 'I love the 90's'. Michael looked really hot and I thought to myself, "Things to do next week: watch, 'I love the 90's'! Yay for Michael Ian Black!
Posted by Cheryl @ 07/16/2004 12:10 AM CST
HAL IS A BABE OF 2004!
Posted by Cheryl @ 07/16/2004 12:11 AM CST
I love watching mib on Ed and all of the vh1 shows. He is so funny and now even funnier on I love the 90s!
Posted by Jennifer @ 07/16/2004 12:52 PM CST
Michael ian black is sooo sexy!!! hes like 10 yrs older than me but who cares? does anyone know if he'll be on any other vh1 show?
Posted by valerie @ 07/16/2004 02:41 PM CST
Michael Ian Black is so hilarious on VH1! That's when I first started liking him, I've never seen the State before but I'm going to buy the DVD. He was the only reason I watched the Poker tournaments on Bravo... but I saw his ring when they showed the close-up of his cards and it made me so sad. I'm glad he has a lot of fans because my friends are idiots and they've never heard of him.
Posted by Jess @ 07/16/2004 04:48 PM CST
oh how i love him
Posted by ravan @ 07/17/2004 12:43 AM CST
thats really sux(4 us) that hes married, but we can still dream right? well, i really think his hair is so bed head slash mysterious. haha-i really am obsessed, i recorded all of the i love the 90's. id do ne thing to be his wife...
Posted by Laurisa @ 07/17/2004 05:43 PM CST
Aw,I just made the cutest MIB collage & it is now hanging on my wall...right next to my bed ;)
Posted by Martha @ 07/19/2004 12:24 AM CST
OMG! I didn't know there were so many other MIB freaks out there! It feels good to know I'm not alone in my obsession. ;)
Posted by Peaches @ 07/19/2004 07:16 PM CST
michael is the greatest!! i loved him on nypd blue!! i liked him on Vh1's 'i love the 90's' also. awesome guy!!
Posted by moon @ 07/19/2004 10:24 PM CST
All of you are wrong, Sure hes divorcing his wife..but thats because hes actually gay! duh, Hes uber hot, extremely funny, well groomed and dressed, not to mention his eyebrows are to die for. Don't you read the signs? The Man is a homosexual! All the more for me I guess...haha.
Posted by David @ 07/20/2004 12:49 AM CST
i saw the extra videos on vh1.com for i love the 90s nd i realized why he doesnt rly like vh1. hes just stting there, sth like two minutes worth of silence, expected to say something witty about old crazes. he looked very depressed nd it was upsetting! nd i heard somewhere that he was manic-depressive! does anyone know if that has any truth to it? i hope it doesnt !
Posted by sharon @ 07/20/2004 04:11 PM CST
'Twas doing picture reasearch, and stumbled upon dis! ^__^
oh jesus ! when i first saw the Peac Pit commercial for I Love the 90s, i cried a little ! i love michael ian black, hal sparks, and mo rocca."
I SOOO AGREE!!!!
and I agree to Peaches
"OMG! I didn't know there were so many other MIB freaks out there! It feels good to know I'm not alone in my obsession. ;)"
lol
imma leaving now
*grabths piccy on teh way out*
^_^
Posted by April @ 07/20/2004 07:16 PM CST
Whoa, I didn't know so many other people liked Michael Ian Black, either. I used to watch The State all the time when I was younger and I always thought he was hot. I actually have a The State video that they were clearancing out at Blockbuster from like ten years ago. There's this hilariously funny sketch of him with no pants on. Sooo cute!
Posted by Audra @ 07/21/2004 06:18 PM CST
Yea I agree with Sharon when I watched those videos,I felt kind of bad I mean hes like forced to sit there & make funny comments..but he can't hate it that much,considering he has done every I Love The..show VH1 puts out there...PS the outtakes where the funniest things ever-the Snapple one!!omg!! anyway,wait is it true he is getting divorced?
Posted by Martha @ 07/21/2004 11:42 PM CST
im not sure .. oddly enough, im hoping he stays with his wife. it would rly suck if he got divorced! i mean, if hes happy, i'm happy! l0l
Posted by sharon @ 07/22/2004 10:32 AM CST
Very funny man... saw him on I love the 90's and had to investigate! Keep on Truckin Mike!
Posted by Erin @ 07/22/2004 02:37 PM CST
Haha yea it would be really sad if he got divorced,for real,but then maybe we can meet and he will realize he should marry ME!hehe,it would be wierd though cos me & his wife have the same name.
Posted by Martha @ 07/22/2004 11:25 PM CST
Hey. Someone's earlier comment "Where were all the guys that look like Michael when I went to high school". Well, I went to high school with this hot Mike.
Posted by ugh21 @ 07/23/2004 03:37 PM CST
rly ? what was he like in hs ?
Posted by sharon @ 07/23/2004 07:19 PM CST
HE is so damn hot and sexy that i could look at him all day
Posted by melissa @ 07/24/2004 12:11 PM CST
HE is so damn hot and sexy that i could look at him all day
Posted by melissa @ 07/24/2004 12:11 PM CST
Do you any of you think it would be a little too obsessive to start a shrine in his honor.
Posted by Claire @ 07/26/2004 02:54 PM CST
OMGAH he is so fine <33
Posted by Emily @ 07/28/2004 02:50 AM CST
Man I loved him b4 I knew it was him. I have this serious puppet fetish, and love the pets.com sock puppet. I m so in love with MIB now that I got out my old tapes and watched. He was on good morning america in a apartment. I dont know if was MIB's but, wow, if it was, I saw the inside of his apartment. Also hearing him sing "Once, twice, 3 x's the lady is killer. I pretend he is singing to me. How dreamy he is. I too am going to start a collage to him. To bad I never saw ed. But my mom hated his charcter. I hope it comes out on dvd.
Posted by pink sqrl @ 07/30/2004 11:05 AM CST
I used to love the pets.com puppet too... I even bought a pair of boxers with it on them and I wore them to bed like every night. I had to throw them out though because I wore holes in it. :(
Posted by Claire @ 07/31/2004 03:51 PM CST
HE MUST FEEL HAPPY KNOWING THAT MILLIONS OF WOMEN WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM. HOW COULD ANYONE WITH THAT KNOWLEGE GET MARRIED? IF I WAS HIM, I'D BE TRYING OUT MY OPTIONS...WELL...FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
Posted by Sarah @ 08/02/2004 05:03 PM CST
He had a cameo appearance on Reno911 tonight. I was so excited i just about shit my pants!!! yea!!!!!
Posted by sid @ 08/04/2004 11:19 PM CST
When exactly did he get married? I curse up a storm everytime he holds up his hands and you can see the ring. That makes me so mad. I had a dream he was my boyfriend, and I entroduced him to my mom as "This is the voice of the pets.com sock puppet" because I thought she wouldn't know who Michael Ian Black was. He's litterally the man of my dreams.
Posted by pink_sqrl @ 08/06/2004 09:17 AM CST
He's got the whole package. what a lucious sensual "package"
Posted by mib lover @ 08/07/2004 07:50 PM CST
i heard the sexy beast if gonne on comedy central w/ stella at 10:30 on the 27th, soO check it out!
also, i had a dream last night with him in it. i was at like this double boardwalk and me nd my friends had like four cars and three of them got all screwed up nd i could find any of my friends nd i kept runnin into celebrities including beyonce, jay-z, jamie kennedy (in a green costume), justin long (i think it was him, w/ a cowboy hat) nd michael ian black! we kept like running into eachother but i was all freaked out cuz i cudnt find my friends but i made it a mental note to get an autograph. but i freaked out when i saw jamie kennedy (?) w/ justin long. i have funn dreams : )
Posted by sharon @ 08/09/2004 08:14 PM CST
Wow, his fanclub has grown! Do you think he knows abotu the tons of girls who are after him?
Posted by Chani @ 08/19/2004 06:04 AM CST
If he does, I wonder what he thinks about it.... "Wow, all these girls are obsessed with me. I wonder if any of them have made shrines..."
Posted by Claire @ 08/20/2004 09:05 AM CST
Everyone should watch Comedy Central tonite.He will be on with his comedy group,Stella. 10:30.
Posted by Martha @ 08/27/2004 06:46 PM CST
I LOVE MICHAEL IAN BLACK!! Did anyone know that his real name is michael schwartz?
Posted by alex @ 09/01/2004 05:14 PM CST
This Michael Black character is too hot for words, seriously. My sister and I watch him religiously, specially on all those VH1 shows. He's absolutely precious. My other favs are Mo Rocca and Hal Sparks. Hal is so freakin gay, but that just makes him that much more hotter and funnier. Of course, if ya'll know what I'm talkin bout, Mo isn't that cute, but he sure is funny. Ya gotta love the dudes for just bein awesomely cool.
Posted by Sarah @ 09/02/2004 10:44 PM CST
Hal Sparks kinda annoys me but Michael and Mo are wicked funny.
Posted by Claire @ 09/03/2004 09:16 PM CST
hal isn't gay! he simply plays a gay character in 'queer as folk'
Posted by sharon @ 09/05/2004 10:15 AM CST
I love MIB...he is probably the funniest person I have ever seen on tv due to his gifted and unique sence of humor...I also love hal...he is cute NOT GAY and great funnyness. MIB is the greatest. I mean, where the flip does he come up with the stuff he says??? LOL!
Posted by b @ 09/07/2004 07:38 AM CST
I love MIB...he is probably the funniest person I have ever seen on tv due to his gifted and unique sence of humor...I also love hal...he is cute NOT GAY and great funnyness. MIB is the greatest. I mean, where the flip does he come up with the stuff he says??? LOL!
Posted by b @ 09/07/2004 07:38 AM CST
I know! He's sooo random! I love it! You guys ever heard his story about the turtle?? omg its sooo funny
Posted by Chani @ 09/27/2004 08:04 PM CST
I know Hal Sparks isn't gay. I just said that as a figure of speech. I have never seen that Queer As Folk show before. I wonder if it's any good.
Posted by Sarah @ 10/07/2004 07:16 PM CST
queer as folk is pretty good
Posted by sharon @ 10/17/2004 08:09 AM CST
What's the turtle story?
Posted by Claire @ 10/28/2004 06:01 AM CST
The turtle story, here let me cut and paste. I'm telling u in advance its the most random story u will ever read. but since michael wrote it, its funny. "There was once a lonely turtle. He decided to go into the woods to find another turtle to share his life. But the turtle was across a big road.Cars often whizzed by on the road, and the turtle was slow. He was afraid if he tried to cross the road he would get squashed. But he was very, very lonely, so he decided to summon all of his courage and cross the road.He got to the edge of the road and listened for cars. He heard none. He looked down both sides of the road for cars. He sniffed the air for gasoline fumes. He smelled none. So the turtle began to cross the road. Then the car squashed him."
Posted by Chani @ 11/21/2004 07:45 AM CST
lol. That was pretty random... and stragely funny.
Posted by Claire @ 11/26/2004 04:14 PM CST
Yeah... it is a lil wierd.
Posted by Chani @ 12/12/2004 01:22 PM CST
omg....MIB is so freaken funny and sexy...oh god what a great pic of him at the top of the page there! I'm addicted to I love the 80s and 90s because of him. Is he married or divorced...someone tell me now so I can sleep better and night and figure out if I have a chance at snagging that sexy boy....we even have the same birthday!
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