Tis the season to blow a lot of money on crap you don't need. I'm kidding. :) I'm a good little consumer. I've already purchased and given Zack his present -- about $500 worth of hunting gear, in the form of a bow & accessories. He's going on a three day boar hunting trip in January. That means three days of me stressing over some idiot accidentally shooting my husband, or my idiot husband accidentally shooting himself. Ha. Just kidding, Z. You're not an idiot. A crazy person, yes. Again, ha. I kid because I love.
I gave Z his present early because I couldn't stand the suspense. And every time I get him a present he guesses what it is. True to form, when I brought out the bow he handed me a slip of paper with “bow” written on it. He’d also told his friend Ryan what he thought he was going to get. Dammit! I swear he can read my mind sometimes.
Z stayed home from work yesterday. He wanted to be here to greet the Direct TV guy. Now we have eleventy billion different channels. He’s also ordered the high definition dish thingy. We will never leave the house again.
I hid out in the bedroom while the Direct TV guy was here. He was full of helpful advice, like “wait until dark and cut the branches off the tree in front of your balcony” and “when you move, just fill in this big ass hole I drilled in your wall with some putty.”
3 oz. tequila
1 oz. lime juice
1 can Coca Cola
You have never experienced a Dirty Mexican like this. Seriously.
Replies: 9 comments
God bless them, every one.
i kid. =)
Posted by that damned jim guy @ 12/05/2002 03:27 PM CST
luv ya, Jim.
Posted by suzie @ 12/05/2002 03:57 PM CST
damn me, would you believe i have tequila and lime juice, but no coke? and i have complete faith in you since the jalapeno pizza incident.tomorrow night.
Posted by tanya @ 12/05/2002 06:24 PM CST
i just have to make some quick comments:
1. my new bow is totally pimp. it is definitely the coolest bow in the history of ever.
2. directv ... *drooooool*
3. mmmmm ... dirty mexicans. they've jumped up into my top 5 drinks. the first taste kind of throws you off a bit because it reminds you of something. i'll go ahead and take the mystery out of trying to figure out what it kinda tastest like, it's like a fizzy, sweetened margarita on the rocks. oh yeah ... suzie, you didn't include ice as an ingredient. you gotta have ice, 3 or 4 cubes. mmmm ...
Posted by -Z @ 12/06/2002 06:06 AM CST
ok, i'm trying this right now. there wasn't any regular lime juice at the store, so i got roses (the sweet stuff). which one is it supposed to be?
wish me luck...
Posted by tanya @ 12/09/2002 04:55 PM CST
no sweet lime!! just straight lime juice!! the cola makes the drink sweet enough. :)
Posted by suzie @ 12/09/2002 07:57 PM CST
wheres dallas does larry hagman still live in houston
Posted by zsa zsa @ 12/18/2002 11:44 AM CST
i think he lives next door with the directv guy
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