A conversation between me and the nurse who was taking my vitals before the doctor came in:

Nurse: Are you taking any medications, like birth control pills?

Me: Nope.

(she gives me a quick glance)

Nurse: Are you sexually active?

Me: Yep.

(she throws me an extremely dirty look, as if I'd announced that I share needles with my prostitute crackwhore friends and sell babies on the black market in my spare time.)

Nurse: You're not on birth control and you're sexually active?!? Do you really think that's wise?!???

Me: (sarcastically) Well, my husband and I were planning on waiting until we hit our thirties to start a family, but if we had a baby in a year it wouldn't be the WORST thing in the world.

Nurse: (now looking at me as if I were a young child who had said something extremely bright) Ohhhh! You're MARRIED! That's wonderful!

Me: Yeah, for two and a half years.

Nurse: (all sugar and lollipops) Why do you want to wait so long to start a family?

Me: Nunya dayam bidness, ho!!

Haha, I didn't really say that to her. However, I thought it very loudly in my head, which gave me a small measure of satisfaction.

Mmmm... carrot juice.

Posted by Maggie @ 07/02/2002 06:40 AM CST

Nothing like being judged in thirty seconds or less! It never ceases to amaze me how people don't hesitate to ask such personal questions. Yes, she is a nurse, but it's still none of her damn business.

Posted by Suzy @ 07/02/2002 01:48 PM CST

I'm fine, doll. :) I'll be around to annoy for many years to come.

Posted by suzie @ 07/02/2002 09:38 PM CST

children?! Julie and I are starting at 0 and ending with 0. children are not our bag baby..YEAH!!!

Posted by unkle john @ 07/02/2002 09:55 PM CST

I hate people who instantly pass judgement on you, especially when it comes to your sexual issues. And then they know what's best for you. Fuck them! (am I talking from personal experience or what...)

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