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05/26/2002 Entry: "mj insanity"

Un-freakin-believable. A few nights ago someone submitted my Michael Jackson spoof to Zfilter.com. I was surprised to see that I had over 300 hits from it the next morning. Then yesterday morning someone submitted it to Fark.com. By early afternoon I'd had over 3,000 hits. As of this morning I've received almost 20,000 hits, just on the MJ index page. That's crazy.

My entire website, including whatever mp3s I'm offering at the moment, consists of about 20-24 MB. Last night before I went to bed my bandwidth this month had exceeded 3 gigs. I'm going to have to move the MJ pictures to our home server. I'm happy that strangers get a kick out of seeing Michael Jackson's doll doing bizarre things, but I'm not willing to pay extra money for it. I only get 10 gigs transfer per month, kids.

Oh yeah, and stop stealing my bandwidth. If you want to post one of my pictures on your website, upload the damn picture to your own server and link it. Please don't link directly to my pictures.

I received a few comments from random strangers yesterday about my splash page. Let me clear a few things up: it's a joke, I don't think I know everything, I don't think I know "nothing", I don't think I'm vastly "different" than everyone else, and I don't gnaw on my coffee table. What is wrong with you people?

Yes, I don't like anime. I don't CARE if you do. I just don't want to look at it. I find it annoying and I generally don't visit websites that are anime themed. It's my personal choice, ok? I'm sure you're a lovely and interesting person and if I've skipped looking at your site because it's got pictures of bug-eyed little girls all over it... my loss.

The general consensus on the Fark forums is that posing a Michael Jackson figure is "wrong" and I have serious issues. I only have serious issues when I'm forced to use so many "quotation marks" in my frigging journal entries. It's the story of my life: Normal people think I'm weird; weird people think I'm normal.

I've been tracking the MJ links on personal websites and I think my favourite comment about it so far is this one:

"Ok ok this has to be the most Fuckin disturbin thing i ahve ever seen ever HOLE CRAP i'm scared for my FUCKIN LIFE (washes eyes out with bleach) Oh god its not Working (drinks bleach in hopes to remove short tearm memorie for good) (not seeming to work) (shoves knife into heart in hopes of killing self to remove horific images from mind) (misses heart and hits arm) FUCK YOU WHY CANT I DIE"

Ha! That's fantastic.

Yesterday Zack surprised me with the Blair Witch computer games. I spent most of yesterday afternoon playing Volume I: Rustin Parr. Just what I needed... something else to waste my time. Kidding. Thanks, angel. <3

We're going fishing this afternoon. I'm out of here.

Replies: 9 comments

Suzie, you are just as normal as the rest of us. I think you protray MJ with so much realism that sometimes I think you have a hidden camera in his "wonderland" compound. Or perhaps you can crawl under your computer desk and crawl through a little door that takes you into his very mind. But what ever the case is, it's all for the common good and IF anyone has a problem with it they can come discuss it with me.
Oh we missed you at the store yesterday, it was VERY slow. I guess most people where at Scarborogh Fare.

Remember ,we all float down here.

Posted by Unkle John @ 05/26/2002 11:14 AM CST

catching a lil grief from the MJ gallery? hell it's not like you were posing him nude with a Macaulay Culkin doll or anything. (were you?, i'll have to look now) reminds me of what a friend told me once ..."arguing with someone is like being in the special olympics. even if you win you're still retarded."

there, maybe that will redirect some of that grief my way. =) no offense meant to special olympians, only to those silly argumentative people.

we just got home from our lil camping/fishing trip. went tick-free the entire adventure until i checked myself one last time after loading everything in the car. nasty creatures. i swear i'm going to shave my head next time i go.

I don't think you're weird or normal. actually babe, you just rawk!!!

*sigh* remind me to get off my butt and get you a copy of the sundance version of the blair witch project. remember how freaked out i was when i first saw it and thought it was a bizarre snuff film type thing? hehe i used to smoke alot, eh?

one last thing, did you know that the big-eyed anime draws its origins from those old betty boop cartoons. also, that the girls mostly wear school girl uniforms or futuristic jumpsuits cause they appeal to their target audience. ditto for their high pitched voices. ugh, such random & useless knowledge. i need a hobby.

ooxx

Posted by That Damn Jim J Bullock Guy @ 05/26/2002 11:20 AM CST

It never ceases to amaze me the amount of people on the internet who take themselves WAAAY too seriously. I think your MJ pics are a riot!!

And from reading your page for awhile, I think you're remarkably well blanaced (well, except for that whole jimmy fallon addiction...) ;)

Posted by karen @ 05/26/2002 11:27 AM CST

Maybe the 20,000 hits are just from Jimmy Fallon. Could you imagine that?

Posted by Kristin @ 05/26/2002 01:42 PM CST

I thought your MJ page was hilarious.
Forget about the stupid comments from other people. It made me laugh, lots.

Posted by jacquelinex @ 05/26/2002 04:16 PM CST

trying to get ahold of you... needing working email to communicate... please help. sorry bout nailing this to your journal... nanny nanny boo boo...

Posted by bobby @ 05/28/2002 01:35 AM CST

LOL They have problems with you posing a TOY? *dies laughing*

People need a sense of humor - stat! ;)

Suzie, your pics rock. They rock so much in fact I just about peed my pants viewing them. I bow to you oh great digital MJ doll picture queen. *hee hee*

Posted by M @ 05/28/2002 11:22 PM CST

Damn, dude -- that shit is funny.

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