I hate to burst anyone's bubble, but at least one of you people out there seems to think that my friend Jim is Jimmy Fallon. Right. I just sit around at home, chatting on AIM with Jimmy Fallon.
IN MY DREAMS, FOOL.
Hi. I'm Dave.
At first I thought that English was your second language (and it very well could be), but then I realized that you actively shun punctuation. Thank you for the kind words about my site. I do appreciate them.
I'd love to know why you're stalking Jimmy Fallon. I mean, I personally have nothing against it. More power to you. But why Jimmy? Is it because he's such a loveable dork? Is it because he's (to borrow a phrase from a quiz) so "goshdarn fine?" All admirable reasons, I'm sure.
It seems that you have annoyed my friend Jim (who is NOT Jimmy Fallon) into blocking you. I'm rather shocked, because I would have expected him to fuck with you... a lot. But right now he has stuff going on, so it looks like you're going to have to get your jollies off of some other anonymous Jim.
On a side note, I *am* pleased that someone contacted (my) Jim from the IM screenshots I've posted. I thought for sure that writing "for a good time, email (Jim's email address)" on various bathroom walls would have elicited a response first, though.
Dave, if your cyberstalking ever puts you in contact with the real Jimmy Fallon, drop me another line, mmmkay? :)
Replies: 72 comments
If you did know Jimmy you would tell ~me~ right? =)
Posted by shannon @ 04/01/2002 12:54 PM CST
man, that guy's got some issues (aside from the psychotic stalking aspect).
you can't "sniff out IP addresses
using hyperlinks". to sniff traffic there has to be an active data transmission, which has nothing to do with hyperlinks. maybe he's talking about reading site logs. crikey ... what a freak.
Posted by -Z @ 04/01/2002 01:20 PM CST
you mean "jim" *isn't* jimmy fallon?! i am *so* not your friend anymore.
the sad thing is, i've actually never even seen jimmy fallon. i don't watch tv...
Posted by redsugar @ 04/01/2002 01:23 PM CST
if I knew Jimmy Fallon I would shout it from the rooftops. which is probably why famous people avoid fans like me. :)
tanya - no tv?? WEIRDO. <3 I'm kidding.
Posted by suzie @ 04/01/2002 02:27 PM CST
aw man I swear I'm not myself when I lose sleep.
I was stuck in a moment :) Do remove everything between "in my dreams, fool" and "Dear Dave"; I've been sufficiently embarassed. Save your page space.
Now *grin grin pucker* you never said it wasn't him. :)
Posted by Dave @ 04/01/2002 02:38 PM CST
wait I missed the part where you said he wasn't Jimmy.
:) I still love your site. In an old Letterman interview Jimmy did say what intersection he lived on which was stupid. I forget what it was but I really don't care. You know.
Posted by Dave @ 04/01/2002 04:07 PM CST
lol. wow - that's taking fanatic to the extreme. but you know what? if i had jimmy fallon's screen name - i'd be a happy camper. hehe.
Posted by tiff @ 04/01/2002 08:30 PM CST
While I may not be Jimmy Fallon I am former Too Close for Comfort/Hollywood Squares star Jim J Bullock. Love me
Posted by That Damn Jim Guy @ 04/01/2002 08:48 PM CST
poor Jim. you're one of my bestest friends. I'm sorry my site is making you so infamous. :)
Tiff, if I had Jimmy's screen name you would probably be the first person I would tell. <3
Posted by suzie @ 04/01/2002 09:43 PM CST
When you do get Fallon's screen name have him hook me up with Tina Fey's... meow
Posted by That Damn Jim Guy @ 04/01/2002 11:11 PM CST
LMAO.
Posted by Raspil @ 04/02/2002 07:14 PM CST
Ha ha ha. It's tempting to put Dave on my own "I Stalk Jimmy Fallon" website.
Hint for dummies looking to score some internet time with hunky Mr. Fallon: get MSN messenger and add "jimmyfallon@hotmail.com" to your list. I fuck with this guy alot and he hasn't realized that I own the stalker website. But alas, out of all the Jimmy impersonators he's the best. He told me that he's writing song parodies on "undercover cop cars" and how "with the big antennea we know they're cop cars!!!! lol lol lol"
It was really really sad. Anyway, love your site.
Posted by Kristen Adams @ 05/03/2002 04:58 PM CST
Hey Dave! If you accually IMed Jimmy Fallon let me know his screen name. e-mail me back. Suzie, how do u know that email "jimmyfallon@hotmial.com" is really him? Do you think he's be that dumb to have his name on a e-mail address?
Posted by Missy @ 06/12/2002 05:45 PM CST
Hey I meet Jimmy Fallon. He says he is kinda scared of all this stalker websites. I laughed and said wouldn't you. He was so hot i see him again 7/2/02 I cant wait!!
Posted by Steph @ 06/26/2002 11:13 PM CST
Hey! I am so inlove with Jimmy Fallon, I think that if I ever did talk to him or even get to email him I would pass out!AAAAh! If only! If only!
Posted by Amber @ 07/11/2002 10:01 PM CST
If anyone ever does find out what his online name or his email address is, please let me know! I would be sooooo wonderfully greatful!
Posted by Amber @ 07/11/2002 10:02 PM CST
Jim J Bullock- you're a great guy. You've got a big heart...but I never heard of Jim Fallon.
Posted by Karl Marx's Wooden Horse @ 07/16/2002 11:47 AM CST
I love Jimmy Fallon also, and if anybody knows how to contact him, tell me PLEASE! God bless - Jena
Posted by Jena @ 07/29/2002 10:09 PM CST
OMG I am so freaking in love with Jimmy! Does anyone know the SNL schedule for 02-03? I gotta plan my trip to New York aound it!
Posted by Jen @ 08/07/2002 10:11 PM CST
Ok, I have a question. My mom went to high school with one of the SNL writers. Do you think that if I call him it will give me a better chance of going to the show, or maybe meeting Jimmy himself?!?! If you know anything about getting into the show please tell me!
Posted by Jen @ 08/07/2002 10:13 PM CST
I know that I also am inlove with Jimmy. or whatever I really cant say that. All I know is I am too young for him and right now have a service that is 100% legal and offers me to find out his email. If I share it with anyone........well I dont know. Ill write back more info later. if you want the service it cost 19.95
Posted by HoLLie @ 08/14/2002 11:00 AM CST
OMG! Hollie, you have his e-mail address? Wanna give it to me? lol, ok well c ya all!
Posted by Jen @ 08/28/2002 05:21 PM CST
hey if anyone knows jimmy fallon's sn name of e~mail address pleaze e-mail me and let me know! Thanks a bunch!:)
Posted by Bridget @ 09/06/2002 01:30 AM CST
i love jimmy so much and i think he is so funny! I LOVE YOU JIMMY!
Posted by andrea @ 09/10/2002 04:07 PM CST
wouldn't you guys be so embarrased if Jimmy Fallon ever happened to stumble upon your page? You all need to chillllll out a little... don't ya think? He's JUST a normal guy...
Posted by JoJo @ 09/13/2002 12:10 AM CST
You guys are funny. I love Jimmy Fallon too, and am totally convinced that we would make a great couple. I also found your website by looking for Jimmy Fallon links. That is too funny. I would love to get a hold of his email address, but would hate to ruin my chances of meeting him, so I try not to sound like a stalker. But if Hollie really knows how to get his email, that'd be cool. (Poor Jimmy - if we all knew where he lived, he'd be in trouble! haha).
Posted by Niki @ 09/19/2002 05:41 PM CST
hey i think jimmy fallon is really cool i think he should make a CD. u know what u should do is e-mail him i think that is what it is jimmyfallon@saturdaynightlive.com
Posted by Mark @ 10/02/2002 06:57 PM CST
I look forward to watching SNL because I think it is hilarious. Jimmy Fallon (and Tina Fey) are great actors with a lot of talent. Jimmy Fallon seems to be a great person with a positive attitude and it shines through in his work. I believe he will continue doing a great job and I wish him the best of luck.
Posted by Jimmy's #1 Fan @ 10/08/2002 04:00 PM CST
I know Jimmy and he is one of my friends. I talk to him almost everyday. IM SERIOUS!!! Sorry guys but he said i can't tell what it is!!!
Posted by Apinkstar07 @ 10/12/2002 01:12 PM CST
Do you guys really think that he would be dumb enough to use his name for his email address? He would come home everyday to fourteen year old girls messages professing their undying love for him. And even if he did use it, I doubt he has enough time with his SNL schedule to actually read any of it, as repetetive as they would be. Hey Mark, he does have a CD buddy, check it out. The Bathroom Wall, good stuff.
Posted by Nikki @ 10/29/2002 10:00 PM CST
Okay OKay...if someone DOES find out and chats w/ the real Jimmy Fallon...will you PLEASE email me...I must know..I think he is a hot lovable dork who's cd..is so incredible...I am personally going to go to New York and waits outside NBC...
If anyone out there knows Jimmy's fan mail address could you PLEASE email me at shadowsdogs@hotmail.com...i must ask him something...and please....I love this website and I hope..someone will respond to ME!
Your friend and obbssesive Jimmy lover,
Sara
Posted by Sara @ 11/14/2002 08:26 PM CST
I LOVE JIMMY FALLON!!! HE IS MINE, ALL MINE. STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!!!! THANK YOU
Posted by Cassandra @ 11/27/2002 08:25 PM CST
Just kidding everbody!!! I'm just a big fan of Jimmy's. He is so cute!!
Posted by Cassandra @ 11/27/2002 08:29 PM CST
Whats up Gs?! I saw Jimmy live a while ago, he is such a cute I love him, he is totally worth the money I spent. $70 for tickets that were originally $20. Its all for the Jimmy baby!! MUAH!
Posted by Jenny @ 12/13/2002 01:48 PM CST
Hey, umm....one of the messages down there says that they actually KNOW jimmy in PERSON? and he said that they can't give us his email!! OMG i would give ANYTHING to you if you would tell me his s/n or email! PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEE!!!! oh yeah, if you REALLY know him, tell him to send and autographed pic of him to Heather A. who sent fanmail to him not too long ago! haha! That will prove you a lier! lol -#1 Jimmy Fan! -HEATHER (HE'S MINE NOT YOURS!! ALL 4 ME, NONE FOR YOU!!!)
Posted by Heather @ 12/17/2002 03:19 PM CST
Hi everyone! This is Chris Cattan here! I work with Jimmy everyday and he's a GREAT guy. I will tell him to come to this website and leave a message ok? Best of luck to all.
Posted by Chris Cattan @ 12/17/2002 03:22 PM CST
uh,mr.Chris Cattan, you spelled yur name wrong.
its actually Kattan-with a "k"
Posted by melissa @ 12/21/2002 01:00 PM CST
I am a really big fan of Jimmy, not justbecause he is totally hott, but because he is very very smart, and talented. I would so anything to be in his shoes, on snl!!! What a lucky lucky guy. God! I want to meet him so bad. He is my idol! I will always love Jim no matter what. If you have his email address, please send it to me. I'm not those freaky stalker people. I respect him so much! If you love him too, please email me orIM me at
Jimster IdiotGrl.
Thanks alot !
Posted by Casey @ 12/29/2002 03:18 PM CST
Flash! Jimmy Fallon is Not funny unfortunatly. Sat. night live the show has taken a downward plunge into the depths of unfunniest for years now. I feel sad whenever i happen to watch. and its never for the whole show. Oh Mr. Lorne, I ask you prettily, can you find a funny writer out there (I'll volunteer) we needs some funny stuff again. !!!! Help!
Posted by Louisa @ 12/30/2002 08:03 AM CST
Jimmy is great. So great I am willing to drive 10 hours to go see SNL and freeze my ASS off on the streets of NY waiting for tickets to see him. wow, I really need a hobbie. maybe I will take up knitting.
but honestly, he inspired me to enter comedy and hope to meet him one day.
Chow!!
mmm Jimmy *pants explode*
Posted by Anna @ 01/04/2003 06:59 PM CST
oh, my email is ryanscrack@hotmail.com if anyone wants to talk to me.
please talk to me..
Posted by me again @ 01/04/2003 07:11 PM CST
okay nice page
his real email is
yoursogulable@yourdumb.com
Posted by Mr Smith @ 01/09/2003 07:42 AM CST
Hey did you all hear that Jimmy is leaving SNL next season. I heard he is going to do a sidcom in LA, written by Hugh Fink (who I know) lol, who is an ex-SNL writter! Isn't that awesome! Jimmy is so ready for prime time!
Posted by Jen @ 01/09/2003 04:51 PM CST
hey can i pleaseeeee have jimmy's Address?!?
Posted by Annie @ 02/10/2003 03:05 PM CST
Listen to some of you...you're so in love with JF. I know you all want his email and wish him the best, but to be honest, the minute he saw your comments on this site he'd freak out. I think the best you could do is leave him be if you ever pass him on the street, or just say a simple "hi"... surely he'd appreciate that much more than your expressions of undying love and devotion. So please take a moment to think about that.
Posted by Roxy @ 02/13/2003 11:23 PM CST
who doesnt love jimmy fallon hes soo...ugh! yummy
Posted by jackyln @ 02/18/2003 01:38 PM CST
I LOVE JIMMY FALLON!
Posted by Kendall @ 02/19/2003 08:13 PM CST
I GOT SNL TICKETS! YAY!
Posted by Jennifer @ 02/26/2003 04:58 PM CST
I LOVE JIMMY FALLON so much no just not becuase he's cute becuase he's really funny and talented iam his #1 fan and if anyone knows his email please say it !I would spent 2 days in the frezzing cold just to met him!
Posted by jody olson @ 03/21/2003 09:18 PM CST
calm down people about his email . I know he saod something about aol in a magazine , and i know he has a quote or song by the rolling stones in his profile, to hide his identity, 1 match came up on the aol search with the match ( jagstangjunkie ) . I dunno a jagstang is a type of guitar and a , maybe its him and he loves that brand a Jagstang " junkie" . i dunno.... i tried
Posted by ryan @ 03/25/2003 07:27 PM CST
hi, if anyone can tell me how to met jimmy fallon please tell me i will give you money or do anything like stand outside in the frezzing cold for 3 days !!!oh if jimmy fallon (himself reading this)i love u!!!!
Posted by jody @ 05/06/2003 04:45 PM CST
ok i have been on the internet for 6 hours and 30 mins. straight trying to find out jimmy fallon's email adress or ethier how i could met him but i haven't found a thing well i did see his mailing address wicth is
JImmy fallon
c/o snl
30 rockefeller plaza
new york,ny 10112-002
usa
ok but if anyone knows his email,where he lives or how i can met him please email me!!!!
Posted by jody (agian) @ 05/06/2003 05:13 PM CST
ok i have been on the internet for 6 hours and 30 mins. straight trying to find out jimmy fallon's email adress or ethier how i could met him but i haven't found a thing well i did see his mailing address wicth is
JImmy fallon
c/o snl
30 rockefeller plaza
new york,ny 10112-002
usa
ok but if anyone knows his email,where he lives or how i can met him please email me!!!!
Posted by jody (agian) @ 05/06/2003 05:13 PM CST
ok i have been on the internet for 6 hours and 30 mins. straight trying to find out jimmy fallon's email adress or ethier how i could met him but i haven't found a thing well i did see his mailing address wicth is
JImmy fallon
c/o snl
30 rockefeller plaza
new york,ny 10112-002
usa
ok but if anyone knows his email,where he lives or how i can met him please email me!!!!
Posted by jody (agian) @ 05/06/2003 05:13 PM CST
does jimmy fallon really talk in the chat rooms??? (just wondering because 2 or 3 weeks ago i was in the star search chat room and there was a guy who say he was the real jimmy fallon)
Posted by JODY (agian) @ 06/01/2003 03:25 PM CST
does jimmy fallon really talk in the chat rooms??? (just wondering because 2 or 3 weeks ago i was in the star search chat room and there was a guy who say he was the real jimmy fallon)
Posted by JODY (agian) @ 06/01/2003 03:25 PM CST
Does anybody know how i can mail Chris Cattan . I think he is so wonderful...
Posted by mrs_mathers @ 10/20/2003 08:11 AM CST
I love jimmy fallon, he so cute..... what ever! this guy sucks who ever finds this guy funny must have a brain of an eight year old
Posted by jay @ 10/24/2003 10:11 PM CST
i think this guy is a wacko. i'm totally in love with Jimmy Fallon and one day we are going to meet and fall in love (i wish! lol!!!)
Posted by Leandra Losoya @ 01/04/2004 10:48 PM CST
Hi all!
I'm a freakishly obsessive Jimmy Fallon Fan!! Please check out my site! I highly doubt Jimmy would ever see these posts, he's so busy and tired. The poor thing. But if he ever did chance upon this board, then:
Remember that Jack Black told you something that a fan asked him to tell you. Aren't you going to answer it?
Love,
Vanessa
Posted by Vanessa @ 01/17/2004 01:07 AM CST
oh boy i dey here oooooooooh
Posted by mugu @ 02/03/2004 05:47 PM CST
So many Jimmy fans! How wonderful! I was up in New York last month. I won SNL tickets for the second time, so I headed up there all set to meet the Jimster. I went to the Nick and Jessica show. It was great. (better then the last one I went to) Anywho after the show I got to meet Jimmy and a lot of other SNLers. He signed my copy of his book for me. He is such a sweetie. We took some pictures and called it a day. (or night, it was like 2:30 in the morning.)
Earlier that day I got to see him as well. I know a guy who works at NBC, who took me on a "tour" of the studios. We got to walk into Studio 8H, and the beautiful Jimmy was sitting on stage rehearsing. It was a great moment.
So my advice for all you Jimmy lovers, get your butts up to New York and meet the boy, he is fabulous!
Posted by Jenny @ 03/06/2004 06:30 PM CST
Hey! i've never posted on here before...
But I'm going to do standby for SNL tix this friday! I have definite tix to the rehearsal, but i am gettin a standby ticket so i can see the LIVE show too!! score!
And *IMPORTANT******
I'm making a scrapbook for Jimmy that i'm giving to him on friday, so if any of you want to submit anything to the scrapbook you can.
It can be fan art, a poem, a song, a letter, anything. It must be appropriate though. If it isn't i will not include it in the scrapbook.
In your letter you might want to include:
why you love him
how he has inspired you
why he is the coolest person ever
how you love spending ur saturday nights with him
how u cant wait to see "taxi" which opens oct 8th
etc
PLEASE SUBMIT!
email all submissions to: lovethefallon@hotmail.com
THANKS!
-Heather =)
Posted by Heather @ 04/06/2004 09:01 AM CST
Heather! HaHa, its so funny that you stumbled upon this place too! Its SFOC if you couldn't guess. lol, I was like "wow another scrapbook!?" then I realized. hehe took me a minute! Have fun girl!
Posted by Jenny @ 04/09/2004 02:27 PM CST
I'm a big Jimmy fan. I watch S.N.L. every weekend. All of a sudden one day I thought to my self, "wow, he's pretty hot!". I went out and bought the movie "The Scheme", and "The Bathroom Wall"(highly recomened for a party, you'll laugh your ass off.). Anyway, after seeing some web sites about him, i thought about writing him a fan letter. but after stumbling on to this one, i'm thinking now that we "self proclaimed number one Jimmy fans", are realy that..CRAZY! If's we are spending so much time and energy thinking about Jimmy Fallon, put it into something benifical. I would love to go to a tapping of S.N.L., but reality sinks in. How could someone from a small town in Maine find her way in N.Y.C? I wish I had the balls, but I don't see it happening. Best of luck to him. I feel sorry for everybody else with his name. Shit...I'm contributing to it.
Posted by Bre @ 04/20/2004 11:45 AM CST
I'm a big Jimmy fan. I watch S.N.L. every weekend. All of a sudden one day I thought to my self, "wow, he's pretty hot!". I went out and bought the movie "The Scheme", and "The Bathroom Wall"(highly recomened for a party, you'll laugh your ass off.). Anyway, after seeing some web sites about him, i thought about writing him a fan letter. but after stumbling on to this one, i'm thinking now that we "self proclaimed number one Jimmy fans", are realy that..CRAZY! If's we are spending so much time and energy thinking about Jimmy Fallon, put it into something benifical. I would love to go to a tapping of S.N.L., but reality sinks in. How could someone from a small town in Maine find her way in N.Y.C? I wish I had the balls, but I don't see it happening. Best of luck to him. I feel sorry for everybody else with his name. Shit...I'm contributing to it.
Posted by Bre @ 04/20/2004 11:48 AM CST
i so can't believe jimmy fallon left saturday night live ! i was so crying! damn it and never he got to meet him in person ! oh well , I wish him good luck anyone didand one see the grease skit ??that was soo cool!
Posted by jody @ 05/17/2004 10:52 AM CST
oh the scheme is the best ever !
Posted by jody @ 05/17/2004 10:53 AM CST
Does anyone know what showes or moives he'll be in?
Posted by Bre @ 05/27/2004 02:00 AM CST
Jimmy Fallon is my god. I cannot stop watching reruns of SNL just to catch a glimpse of him. Not only is he amazingly gorgeous, but he is incredibly funny. His book is awesome, as is his cd. I would love to get in touch with him but the only contact info i can find online is for SNL and since hes no longer on the show i dont think that would work anymore. If anyone could find any contact info, even just a mailing address, i would very very greatly appreciate that. I LOVE JIMMY FALLON!!!!
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