I'm exhausted. I got my Jimmy Fallon tickets this morning. Front row, right orchestra or something. The kid who sold them to me said they were excellent seats. Woo! Plus he gave me a poster. College kids are nice. Zack matted it this evening and hung it on the wall for me:

Then I went by my favourite vintage store, which is closed on Mondays, and found out that they're going out of business. :( Dammit! Oh well.

I stopped at the mall in Arlington to blow a Wet Seal $50 gift card I got at Xmas, but I ended up buying things at Victoria's Secret, Charlotte Russe, Hot Topic, and Mervyn's, as well.

The sales girl in V.S. was good. I told her what kind of bra I wanted, she took a quick look at my frame, and said "You're a 34C. Here ya go." That woman has a *good* eye. The store out of 34Cs, so I headed back to the mall closest to me in Dallas, North Park, to pick up my undies.

We have two hoity-toity malls in Dallas. The Galleria and North Park.

I parked in my "usual" spot outside Lord & Taylor. (I go there maybe three times a year.) Of -course- Victoria's Secret ended up being at the other frickin' end of the mall. Not that I'm opposed to the walk. It's just that rich people annoy me. On a side note, if I ever win the lottery I'm going to be so disgustingly nouveau riche people will gag off the stink of raw cash coming from my pocket book. Anyhoo... I got my undies and headed back to my car. I stopped in Lord & Taylor to look at some of the obscenely expensive crap they carry. Standing at a rack near me was an older woman (60ish) looking at some old-woman-type clothes. I noticed her because she was dressed really hip, in an retro kinda way. I remember thinking "When I get older I hope I'm as chic as her." Then she farted. Loudly. I was actually shocked. I froze while staring at her. She looked up at me, kind of arched her eyebrow while squinting her eyes (like she was daring me to say anything) and then went back to looking at the clothes. Damn. I had to leave because I couldn't stop myself from laughing hysterically. I was dying to be able to fart back at her, but I'm not a very flatulent person. Oh, to be able to fart on demand.

I hope I'm as chic and ballsy and have such a "don't give a goddamn" attitude as her when I get older.

At Hot Topic I got some neat boots. They make me really tall. Yay.

Zack made stuffed salmon for dinner. We're about to have cake. He loves me. :) I'm so lucky.

Posted by Maggie @ 03/05/2002 05:22 AM CST

happy belated bday. thanks for the email - i'm still not better but i'm hoping to go to the docs today. jimmy fallon is gonna be here? when, where? why didn't i know about it? [sigh] :)

Posted by tiff @ 03/05/2002 08:35 AM CST

Jimmy Fallon is a comedy player on Saturday Night Live. <3 Maggie. he's also a terminal cutie.

Tiff, I posted a link to the UTA Jimmy Fallon info. just click on "Jimmy Fallon tickets" in this entry. :)

Posted by suzie @ 03/05/2002 08:46 AM CST

i just have to say again, those boots were an excellent choice. totally hot.

Posted by -Z @ 03/05/2002 09:53 AM CST