More than 140 people escaped from Texas jails last year. However, most criminals run to other states as soon as they break out. It's good for Texans and bad for Oklahomans and Coloradites.
I remember once in middle school a history teacher told my class that if every dead person buried in the ground were suddenly able to stand up we would all be suffocated by moldering flesh. When I was in high school one of my history teachers described, in detail, the horrors of gangrene and worm filled biscuits. This was during our study of the Civil War. History teachers have a morbid streak a mile wide.
Zackery fixed my car. I like to let him do things like that for me, because it really irks him that in our respective professions he's white collar and I'm blue collar. He's in network security and I'm a truck driver. Whenever I tell other truck drivers that my husband is a network security guy they automatically think he's a security guard. Like he sits on his ass in the lobby of a bank or something. Then I tell them "He stops hackers from breaking into computers." Their eyes get really round and they're impressed. Computers are still exotic and unfamiliar to most of them, unless you count electronic slot machines.
Off to the post office. <3<3
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I was never awake in high school. I must have missed a few good things.
Posted by Jeff @ 02/07/2002 04:08 PM CST
"History teachers have a morbid streak a mile wide.
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Tell me about it. My 10th grade history teacher (also the varsity football coach) told us about how he decided to take a drive nude to the woodstock concert. I felt like I needed to wash my mind out with soap. *snicker*
Posted by Shannon @ 02/09/2002 10:08 PM CST
all of my loony teachers taught english lit.
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