Thanks to redsugar for the following questions. Her car is sooo much cooler than mine.

1. What was your first job?
My friend Samantha and I worked for a caterer down the street. It was the most unsanitary place I've ever been. I think we stayed with it for one gig.

2. How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Seven. I stole a kiss from an older boy I had a crush on. Then I kicked him in the shins and ran away. Woo!

3. What was your first car? What happened to it?
Datsun 280 ZX. I could do 60 mph in second gear, which was mindblowing to all my friends. It was a two seater hatchback. I would cram five people in it and speed everywhere. Someone finally told my parents what I was up to. They took it away from me and gave me a Ford Bronco. Didn't bother me. I could fit 13 to 15 people in that damn thing. (That's a lot of gas money.) I would take the top off in the summer. I also made cash by carting around tourists in New Braunfels. They would rent tubes and float down the Guadalupe River and then realize they didn't have a way to get back to their cars. Hellooooo easy money.

My parents gave the 280 ZX to my younger brother who promptly ran it off the road and into a cemetery. Helloooo junkyard.

4. What was your first concert?
The Oak Ridge Boys. It was almost Elvis, but my dad got back in town from a business trip in time to accompany my mom. Dammit.

5. How do you plan to spend your weekend?
Miniature golf, baby!